The Book of Christopher and Judith and Tova

Sunday Reading

Now, in the land of double cab utes and the mighty ABs,

where the fritters were made of paua and rubber

and the beer was crafted in garages, 

there was an Television Programme

And it did only play but in the small hours of the Weekend 

For the Television Programme did not show the footy mate

And neither did it bring together young lustful strangers and say: b…