So. Farewell then.

Diary of the last 11 hours

7.05am

So. Farewell then

Three Day Lockdown

You were gone before I even made a tray of Cheese 

Puffs or invited the readers of 

More Than A Feilding to share their

photos 


They say the Track &

Trace is fully on to it and the the Water

Testing  is fully on to it

& I suppose it really might be 

True there is no 

Virus hiding


But I can't help 

Wondering if they weren't also hearing the howls of 

Anguish from all the Parents

who had just breathed a sigh of

Relief that after a million weeks the 

School 

Holidays were

Over. You can only ask your 

Team to do so 

Much

8.45am

So. Farewell then

Rush Limbaugh

Detestable hatemonger.

Your idea of a joke was to play 

a song 

with a homophobic double entendre 

as you named people 

who had died with 

AIDS

Your idea of someone to pick on was

dead people, 

little girls, 

and the homeless

Bette Davis said: 

You should never say 

bad things about the dead, 

only good…so

Joan Crawford is dead. Good.

Rush Limbaugh is dead. 

Good.

My friend Craig says but a worse 

one 

will take his place

10.45am

So. Farewell then

beef farming using actual 

Cattle.

It says here on this website made in 

Israel they can make steak with a 3D

Printer that retreats all the layering of Muscle and Fat

Just look at it

You might think it is real, 

but no it 

Israel

This morning we were talking about 

Covid and I made a terrible 

Zinger and 

Karren said that is an appalling Dad

Joke don't you dare repeat it 

But look Karren, 

I managed to make an even worse one! & I 

don't even have a 3D

Printer

Farmers though

You might want to think about switching to Soy 

Beans or some

shit Because that steak looks good enough to

Eat

11.45am

So. Farewell then

Season One of Your 

Honor

which was this year’s Breaking Bad,

sort of

It has Bryan

Cranston and he plays a 

middle aged Dad like Walter White

& the Dad is 

brainy 

like Walter White

& he's in a world of hurt  

like Walter White

But he's, like, this 

idea of a really Nice 

Guy and no disrespect but that

Guy really got on my

nerves

Spoiler alert you should go 

on 

to the next 

poem if you don't want to 

know how it 

ends

The end is a real downer, 

Man, like the worst.

But the opera music is a nice

Touch

There might be another season. I

hope they don't put 

him in a 

Cinnabon

12.45pm

So. Farewell then

Cars.

Here is a video of Ghent

Which has has said No 

Cars Allowed Very Much and 

look how happy everyone

is

There are always people who will 

Say I cannot believe they want to ban

Cars

And then after they see what it’s 

like they will say

I cannot believe they ever thought it 

was a good idea to have 

cars here

I hope Auckland 

Transport put a Super

Hero in charge of making this real.

I don’t think they should call them a Bike

Czar though.

I quietly hope they will go with 

Ghent Clerk

Hello MTAF reader Karren that's three terrible Dad 

jokes in one day can 

you ever forgive me

1.45pm

So. Farewell then

rats 


I might not want to see more cattle dying but I’m

all good with seeing you off


Look at what you’ve made of this

bait I put out for you just 5 days ago

Who’s a good little death pellet nibbler??

You are!

Yes you!

Bon Appetit I have lots more fresh

food here for

You.

Say Hello to Rush

When you get down there.

4.20pm

So. Farewell then

Thribb Day

Before I 

Go here’s one more

It’s not a poem or a Dad

Joke but it made me laugh and laugh

OMG Pop-Up Leader is going to Bring The

Thunder. The best jokes are the 

Real Ones

Ace Pundit Predicts The Future