Sir, please do not bring your plate back again to the Valentines servery

Diary of the last ten hours and days including the Battle of the Property Ladder

6.40am

Today is a very big day in our house. 

By that I mean I will be getting Siri to turn on the radio, going downstairs, turning on the coffee machine, making two cups of coffee, bringing them back upstairs and starting the day.

For the past week or it has not been possible for one of us to consume a drop of coffee and that would be me, and do I miss it…