Scotty, absolute sparkplug.
Diary of the last eight hours
8.45am
The Prime Minister of the Greatest Nation on Earth Straya Mate has been beating his chest and drivelling.
It is always darkest before the dawn and I think these lockdowns are demonstration of that,
he has told his nation,
But the dawn is not far away.
We should not delay it, we should prepare for it.
We should not fear it, we should embrace it and we…