One does not simply bring back a Moa

I have to admit my very first thought was: How awesome would it be to see one?

My further thought was: Just how lopsided could this go?

Spoiler alert: if you've been waiting sixty years to watch The Fly, the ending is not good.

Help me, help me cries the tiny head of the movie's hero who, we realise as we move in closer, is now joined to the body of an ins…