Oh look! It's Jason jumping out of the plane with a cushion!
Diary of the last ten hours
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6.45am
It is now 14 hours since the Government Abandoned Elimination!
Made It Goneburger!
Pulled The Pin!
Said Sayonara!
Have I covered all the ways press gallery journos have typed smoking-hot takes into their devices?
Have I captured the sheer madness of the flourishing of what they perceive to be a ragged bloodied severed news trophy head, even as the P…