Oh look! It's Jason jumping out of the plane with a cushion!

Diary of the last ten hours


It is now 14 hours since the Government Abandoned Elimination!

Made It Goneburger!

Pulled The Pin!

Said Sayonara!

Have I covered all the ways press gallery journos have typed smoking-hot takes into their devices?

Have I captured the sheer madness of the flourishing of what they perceive to be a ragged bloodied severed news trophy head, even as the P…

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