It makes your spirit soar

Friday awards, and quiz, and general disparagement of appalling people

And so this is Friday and what have we learned?

Chiefly, we have learned that if you so much as look at a double cab ute with a raised eyebrow you will be met with the angry heat of a thousand suns. 

Sorry for looking, dude. It just seems a bit weird and daft, the sheer ludicrous implausibility of those manspreaders with giant tyres, here at the twilight …