I am so getting this coat drycleaned tomorrow
Diary of the last nine hours
5.45am
Rise early, thinking about political mortality. Going to do some eulogising.
So. Farewell then
Nick Smith
You are leaving
Parliament
The word is
the door won't
hit you in the arse on
your way out if you
promise not to hit
it first
You sure know how to
get really offside with
people and on
the list of qualities we look
for in a Politician
this is not
one…