Here are 14,000 hoops to jump through, and have you got a house you can mortgage?

Diary of the last 8 hours

4.35 am

Wake, possibly because I am old now, more probably because the weather sucks and it’s gone cold again.

Scrolling the internet for fresh news of Trump being diminished. It still makes appetising mental junk food but now he's a gone certainty it's not quite the satisfying meal it was.

What is this need? Has he conditioned me to hate? Has he won after…