Four times four is not eight

Exploring David Seymour's maths

Sooner or later, like a gym bro flexing in the mirror, like a teen rolling their eyes, like a mansplainer patronisingly clearing his throat, the ACT party will start talking about privatisation.

In the eyes of David Seymour and his LinkedIn ACTolytes, there's not a thing in this world that cannot improve by ramming some privatisation up it.

So up he stepp…