David now turns to Rodney with a stricken face

The comparatively trivial saving these lunches may or not ultimately deliver is just such a stupid hill to die on

So here we are at the wedding of Alexandra Vincent Martelli and David Seymour.

Look at all the happy prosperous guests!

How proud Nick Mowbray looks of the gift he has made of a mountain of crap plastic toys stuffed into a Cybertruck.

How they drink, how they laugh, how they mug for the photos and videos, how they hoot at the speeches.

And now it's time at…