Cake, death, or a bit less lockdown?
Diary of the last ten hours
6.45am
Rise and shine, people of Aotearoa! In just a few hours we’ll get to download our vaccine certificates and/or get caught in an unholy logjam.
No need to panic, though. It won't be like trying to book the Milford Track. They won't run out. There's a certificate for everyone who has a bit of Pfizer inside them.
Rise and shine, disbelievers of Aotear…