All the way from Nobby to David Seymour

Diary of the last 8 hours

7.12am

The radio is telling me about one report after another, almost like it's getting near the end of the year and tick tock tick tock. So here they come, one after another and have I had time to read them yet? Reader, I have not. We are getting ready for a few lovely days in the great outdoors right now.

So today I’m going to just tell you what I recko…