A short frickin' Q&A

You can clean the dishes faster with a waterblaster but it makes a terrible mess of the kitchen

FQ1: Whose frickin’ idea was it to let developers onto some of our most fertile paddocks and let them build houses?

The frickin’ New Zealand National Party of Business of New Zealand Mate, that’s who. And the boy genius Bishop.

FQ2: How's that frickin’ supposed to work?

Houses cost too much because we don’t have enough of them, so they want to let Aucklan…