A little good news
Shane Jones announced today he would be contracting out his thinking to a smarter younger person.
Reclining on his chaise longue with a mouth full of oysters and Kina he told reporters:
Clearly I have become a has-been, a palimpsest, an epigone, a bloviating fossil. I find myself saying such things as: climate groupies have hijacked the banks, imposing th…